There are times that you may find yourself lonely and horny with some choices to make. You could do nothing at all and suffer with blue balls for one. Going through contacts and finding that ex that you have renamed “Absolutely Not” and giving her another whirl isn’t going to go anywhere you want to go again. You could stroke your cock to some porn, but I have a feeling your callused hands aren’t going to feel near as good as that warm, soft, wet, pussy that you’re craving. So what’s a guy to do?

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It’s amazing to me that you can order a woman with the same ease that you order a pizza. They are way better at satisfying my cravings than a pepperoni pie ever has been, though!