We all know who Stormy Daniels is. Whether you follow porn, politics, or just happen to have access to any type of media at all, you’ve heard her name. And now, her name is being put to great use.

She has colluded with Porn Discounts on a mission that is nobel and worthwhile. To make America Cum Again! I don’t know about you, but I am tired of worrying about who’s ahead in the polls instead of who’s head is on my pole. I want to get back to the simple joys and pleasures of life. Like laughing, or having massive orgasms. And it seems like Stormy and the gang are here to do both!

They’re offering some porn discounts where a portion of them go to Stormy’s favorite charities, which is hella awesome in my book! Who knew jacking off could make you feel good far beyond the afterglow has waned! They also have cool merchandise that I seriously can’t help but laugh when I see. Red hats with the MACA slogan? Epic troll right there, or could just be a great reminder that no matter what we side with, we all love to cum! ! I have already snagged my Stormy Daniels poster, which is making sure that fact is never far from my mind!